More !!!! (as if the first weren't enough)

Hello everyone,

_____________ will be hosting the annual Labor Day weekend department barbecue at his apartment complex this year on Saturday, September 6th! There will be lots of food and drinks, faculty members to talk to, and a fantastic opportunity for the first and second year students to meet and mingle! The details are as follows:

Date: Sunday, September 6th.
Time: 2-7 pm
What to Bring: First year students, just bring yourselves! This barbecue is to welcome you to the department! Second year students, if you could bring chips, other snacks, desserts, and drinks of various kinds, that would be great!
Who to Bring: Partners and kids are welcome to accompany you!


Also, ________________ is looking to borrow a semi-portable gas grill!

We look forward to seeing you there!


Okay, so this is a bit old, but as I was filtering through my inbox I came across it and remembered how great it was. It definitely inspires excitement! Don't you think?!? Yay Barbecue! But notice also the dates. Funnier still is that this was written by an English MA Candidate.

Get this...

Exhibit A: Wondered if you get circulate this event among your students and faculty?

Exhibit B: I would like to get some sort of dialogue between colleges with honor programs, specifically, programs ran by students. I do not know if your the contact for that, but could you point me in the right direction.

E.A. really only has one problem to get. E.B. has several. Let's play a game: how many problems can you find with E.B.?

I Will Love You Tell the End of Time

Someone made this lovely sign and is actually trying to sell it. Any takers? I think that if they add a colon after "I will love you" it could potentially have some meaning--thus making it salvageable. Let's try it, just for fun:
I will love you: tell the end of time.
Tell the end of time! This is an order: go ahead, tell it already.
(Unfortunately, we still don't know what you are telling the end of time...still not salvageable. Sorry, we tried. Go find some primer.)

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Looks great!!!! I like how you put the horizontal line in the Discussion/Conclusion section!!! It visually breaks up what would otherwise be a busy feeling section.
I think adding the Conclusion to the Abstract block is a more solid way to introduce your research!!! Overall, I think this does an excellent job at succinctly presenting the research; and, hopefully, whetting the appetite of those in attendance to read your research!!!!

Dear _____,

This is my response to you.

Best,
Liz

I once had a student who used over 70 exclamation marks in a two page, hand written paper. All I could think was that she was constantly yelling and overly excited about everything. It was over-the-top!!!!!!